Fug the Advert: Ashlee Simpson

So, I guess Ashlee Simpson is the spokesperson for Skechers now?

"You know what the Kids Today are like,"  the ad exec who put this ad together -- let's call her Alison Parker -- might have said.  "They LOVE to sit around, buying stuff on the internets, wearing knickers! Sometimes, they just toss on a kicky vest and manage to levitate their CD into thin air! It's awesome. Sometimes -- if they're super cool -- their faces start to look kind of eerily like the skulls on their knit caps! And they all wear SKECHERS, a brand that looks totally, totally, freakishly misspelled the more closely you look at it! They're going to love this ad!"