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December 22, 2006

Unfug the World

NCIS actress Pauley Perrette loves wearing tees with things written on them, as we learned last time we featured her.  And she has struck again:

Now, don't get me wrong. I agreed that there are things in the world that are totally f'ed (to speak in FCC-approved language, language that will not get us blocked from your workplace). I likewise agree that said things in the world should be un-f'ed. You know, like war and famine and lactose intolerance and whatnot. (A life without cheese? Horrifying.)  On that, we are totally agreed. But we differ on ONE tiny point: I do not think I would look in my closet and say, "What to wear on an evening where I will be meeting former Vice President Al Gore? I know. My 'Unfuck The World' tee shirt." I mean, I'm sure Al agrees and all, but maybe, when meeting former heads of state, it might be more appropriate to opt for your "Save The World" tee shirt, or your "Save the Whales" tee shirt, or even your "Save Winona" tee shirt.  Because, in certain circles, working blue is not going to get you the response you want. It's just going to make people feel a little uncomfortable -- like the difference between your boyfriend telling his roommate a blow job joke, and him telling it to your grandma.

And if there's one thing we need to take away with us in this season of peace and light, it's that none of us want to be talking to our grandmas about blow jobs.

In fact, I need to stop talking about this right now.  How did I even get to this point? I'm horrified at myself. I'm just going to shut up. Stop reading this.  Go call your grandma.

Posted by Jessica at 10:38 AM | Permalink


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