Fuga Malone

Oh, Jena Malone, you adorable ragamuffin:

There is nothing cuter than an apple-cheeked youngster such as yourself attempting to look "street," as your pose suggests, especially when you're actually decked out in an ensemble that probably cost upwards of several grand. I just can't wait until you take your faux-disaffected youth attitude and hook up with Kevin Federline. You two can strut around town and attempt to panhandle, say, Emmy Rossum. The two of you could totally shake that one down -- she seems easily intimidated. Later, you can terrorize Encino in Federline's ride, knocking down mailboxes and egging your agent's house. It'll be simply adorable.