Naomi Fugbell

Anika Noni Rose thought she was posing with a drag queen who'd been tapped to play Velma Kelly in a progressive production of Chicago. She didn't realize until it was too late that the person next to her was Naomi Campbell, holding a giant purse -- perfect for a violent hissyfit. Admirably, Ms. Rose remained totally calm in the face of this terror; we congratulate her on coming out with her face and her composure intact, although we shouldn't be surprised. After all, the girl survived From Justin To Kelly, so she's pretty much bulletproof.

Naomi, on the other hand, looks a bit like the emaciated child derived from the bizarre love triangle of Tyra Banks, Kerry Washington, and an alien.