Fugtoria Rowell II: Mad Hatter Boogaloo

Oh, Rowell. Aside from how completely insane your configurations of hair are on the set of The Young and the Restless -- I will often yell at my TV, "Dear GOD, what HAPPENED to her HEAD?" -- your real-life batty, hatty mischief never ceases to amuse.

Are you sure you want to quit Y&R, there, V? What if it jeopardizes your bottomless cranial decor budget? Oh, the humanity!

Seriously, I think Joan Collins wore a full-size version of that hat on Dynasty. She would not approve of a miniature. Go big or go home, that's our Alexis's motto. Perhaps it should be yours also, Victoria. Want me to flag down your driver?