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ATTENTION RESIDENTS OF LONDON:

It has come to our attention that Kimberly Stewart is running around your beautiful city WITHOUT PANTS* ON:

BE FOREWARNED.  Making you, therefore, forearmed. Perhaps pack an extra pair of pants or a skirt when you leave the house, so that in the event you see Pantsless Kim, you can TOSS them at her and run. DO NOT become alarmed if you see her sans pants -- this is simply her way of attempting to get your attention or to fool the nearsighted ones of you to believe she is Sienna Miller. DO NOT FALL FOR IT.  Be vigilant! Be strong! She'll be back to Los Angeles before you know it.

*What we in the United States call pants. According to recent email, our British friends use "pants" to refer to undies. I thought y'all called those "knickers." WILL WE NEVER UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER? Anyway. She's not wearing TROUSERS. I have no idea if she's wearing pants, panties, underwear, undies, knickers or any kind of lingerie at all.