February 26, 2007
Oscar Fug Carpet: Keisha Whitaker
Keisha Whitaker is a lovely woman, and this canary color looks pretty on her. So we were all set to like this dress, or at least be open to its potential.
And then she turned around, and we learned our lesson about thinking nice thoughts.
Perhaps this wasn't there when she started the evening -- perhaps she's turning around because a photographer noticed a vine creeping up her back, and wanted to warn her that it might have malicious intentions. Come to think of it, this is a trifle Little Shop of Horrors, as reimagined by somebody's daughter with the help of some pipe cleaners. If the flowers spout a Venus Flytrap, surround her body, and yank it down through the red carpet to the depths of pollen-allergy Hell, then we'll know for sure. Somebody please keep an eye on her.