Oscar Fug Carpet: Sally Kirkland

Heather and I only saw one elbow of this outfit while watching the red carpet coverage of the Oscars, and yet we knew: It was Sally Kirkland, she of the generally outrageous, Plant-Earth-inappropriate, Endora-from-Bewitched-inspired wardrobe. And so it was:

Seriously, that is SPECTACULAR. In fact, I don't know that I can even say anything that would add to the experience of experiencing this. Just gaze upon it while you eat your lunch, and toast in its healing, wacky rays. I think that's what she's saying, here, in fact: "REVEL IN MY WACKITUDE, PHOTOGRAPHERS! And catch my new magic show at the Stratosphere at 5pm and 7pm nightly."