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March 05, 2007

Fug Hogs

TIM ALLEN: So let me see if I've got this straight. You've thrown out all your toupees?

JOHN TRAVOLTA: Yes indeedy.

TIM: But you don't want people to know that you're bald.

JOHN: Righty-o.

TIM: So you're just going to wear do-rags, bandannas, and head-scarves to every event from here on out?

JOHN: Yup-ola.

TIM: To the market?

JOHN: Yep-arino.

TIM: To parent/teacher night?

JOHN:  Positivo.

TIM: To the opera?

JOHN: For shizzy.

TIM: If you get invited to the White House?

JOHN:  Hail to the do-rag.

TIM: I gotta tell you, man, I really admire you.

JOHN: I know.

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