March 02, 2007
Independent Spirit Awards Fug Carpet: Shannyn Sossamon
Oh, Shannnnnnyynn Sossssammmon. Why?
You look like a downtrodden Dust Bowl victim, crossed with a mime. Also, while I know this has nothing to do with your outfit, can we mention again that you named your child Audio Science? Those are not names. They are nouns. There is a difference. I just wanted to take a moment to tell you that. I'm glad that your exhausted, be-legginged ensemble gave us this chance to chat.