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March 01, 2007

Oscar Post-Party Fug Carpet: Natalie Maines

It's a shame Natalie Maines was not ready to make nice with her stylist; if she had, she might have avoided this red plague. The top makes her look so wide and enormous that she almost appears to be standing on only one foot -- as if she had actually been wearing the largest, most ruffled trousers on the planet, until a very aggressive man named King Arthur came along on his phantom horse and hacked off her right leg when she wouldn't let him past her into the forest.

So I guess the lesson here is, tip your stylist. Or at least let her hold one of your Grammys for more than two seconds.

Posted by Heather at 02:21 PM in Oscars | Permalink


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