The Fug Shepherd

One of our main peeves here at GFY is when someone like model/actressLiya Kebede here takes her exceptionally good genetic make-up and essentially stomps all over it:

I suppose that she's trying to bring to life the old saying, "She could look beautiful in a paper bag," and while she IS a beautiful girl, she could look ever so much MORE beautiful if she had chosen to wear something that didn't do that annoying thing that happens when you wear something sweater-y with something leggings-y or tights-y and it rides up and people think, "Oh NO. Is that a wee jumpsuit?"  And you sort of shuffle around the party fighting a silent, losing battle against static cling, constantly pulling down and smoothing out your uppermost layer and wondering why you didn't wear something silk underneath it, like a slip, like your mother always told you to, because that would have prevented this problem, and you hate it when she's right, like she was that time she told you that it's really hard for men and women to be platonic friends because hormones always get in the way. And then you just don't enjoy yourself very much. Which does seem to be the case here.