L.A. Fugshion Week: The Janice Dickinson Fugging Agency

According to TMZ, my beloved Janice Dickinson has been banned from several shows at Los Angeles Fashion Week, following some shenanigans of some sort.* (Janice? Shenanigans? Shut your mouth.) While I was sort of surprised to read that Janice had actually been barred from any event -- seriously, have none of the event organizers read her books? They are hilarious. She is a national treasure. A probably drunk, definitely unpredictable trainwreck, but a treasure nevertheless -- I wasn't surprised to hear that she was in the news thanks to her LA Fashion Week behavior, as I had already seen the pictures.

This is the week that Janice demonstrated why a dress can be dangerous if you've been [ALLEGEDLY, POSSIBLY, MAYBE, PERHAPS] imbibing:

Don't do that in a dress! Especially in a wrap dress! Those are tights -- not leggings, not trousers, not jeans, not shorts. They have a visible cotton crotch. I don't need to see Miss Janice's cotton crotch.

OR her ass:

Look, at least the girl knows how to enjoy herself, and both of these dresses, on their own merits, are really cute. But this is taking the danger inherent in a wrap dress (every time I wear one, I worry that it's going to flap open and expose me to the elements) and just gamboling all over it. I wasn't aware that I had to actually say this, but KEEP YOUR DRESS DOWN OVER YOUR ASS IN PUBLIC.  Yes, even you, Janice.

*We've since heard from Janice's peeps that this rumor is not true, and thank goodness. LA Fashion Week is already kind of a snore. Banning La Dickinson would have been the nail in the coffin.