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March 09, 2007

The Last Fug

I think actress Jacinda Barrett is really, really pretty and I have very fond memories of her, thanks to her stint on The Real World: London: The Most Boring Real World Ever -- Why Are These People So Freaking Functional? Isn't Someone Supposed To Be Calling Someone A Bitch? I Wonder What's On Lifetime. Maybe It Will Be That One Where Tori Spelling Plays The Hooker. That One Is AWESOME. And I feel like this ALMOST works:

The cut is cute on her, but that color is mad-hard to wear, and I feel like she looks a bit washed out in it, especially with the weird olive-colored tights. And while I kind of dig the delicateness of the details on the top, the cuffs on the sleeves are weirdly evocative of those little hats you put on lamb chops, the name of which I never know, despite the fact that I compare someone's misguided sleeves to them at least once every six months. Do those little ruffly hat jobbers HAVE a name? Or are chefs at fancy, old school hotel restaurants berating their sous-chefs, all, "WHERE ARE THE LITTLE HAT THINGIES FOR THIS LAMB CHOP! Fool! Get out of my kitchen!"?  There is so much I do not know.

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