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April 16, 2007

Fugouse

I don't know what it is about Lisa Edelstein, but nine times out of ten, she shows up places looking like she purchased her outfit at that store in the mall that sells really shiny, spangled two-piece dresses such as you might see during the evening gown competition of a low level pageant, along with, like, knock-off Judith Leiber purses in the shape of ice cream cones, and belts with giant buckles that say "SASSY" or "WILD."

It's a shame, really, because she's got the kind of body that can pull off all kinds of things, and she always looks decent on House, so she seemingly gets a daily demonstration of ensembles that flatter her, but everything still just comes out off-kilter and fussy -- like the proscenium theatre at the bottom of her skirt there. I'm a little scared that tiny actors are going to emerge from from there to perform for us. And while I thought this was something that didn't actually need to be said, it's my opinion that you should avoid anything that makes your fellow party-goers concerned that miniature thespians are going to spring fully-formed from your kneecaps.

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