The Fugly Bunch

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Here's the story of a lovely lady.

Who was famous for playing one of three lovely girls.

Now she's appearing on Celebrity Fit Club

Where she will be forced to do lots of curls.

(Even though she looks all right to us)

Here's the story of the former Marcia

Who we feel really ought to have known

That when you're famous for a particular era

You need to leave that look alone.

Because although her blue mod frock is kind of cute

We all know that it's much more than a hunch

That everyone else at this party

Snidely commented that she's no longer in The Bunch.

The Brady Bunch.

She's no longer appearing on The Brady Bunch.