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May 18, 2007

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Oh, CLAIRE. (Sorry, Lauren Ambrose. You're either Claire Fisher, or your character in Can't Hardly Wait who had sex with Seth Green when you got locked together in a bathroom at a party. Parenthetically, if you watch that movie now, you'll realize that EVERYONE IN THE WORLD is in it.)

You're so pretty and yet you look so bedraggled here. Everything on you is droopy: your hair, the neckline of your dress, that sweater (which I was actually wearing in black, this morning...over my nightie, as I made coffee and sent up a prayer of thanks to the sweet gods of caffeine). I just want to run over to you and yank everything up and/or back. And give you a cup.

Posted by Jessica at 10:29 AM | Permalink


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