Fug's Anatomy: The Response

Riddle me this, fugsters. Would you wear this outfit under ANY circumstances other than "I'm desperately trying to prove to the world that I didn't reveal my true face as the Dark Lord's televisual handmaiden yesterday"?

We get it, Grey. You're fighting for the powers of truth, justice and goodness, NOT frantically battling your destiny as Satan's medic. In fact, you're angelic! (The big shirt hides the wings.) I'm just saying, Grey's would be a lot more interesting if you went evil. Like, Evil evil.  Think about it. The bad guy parts are always the best, after all, and the special effects where you shoot fiery beams out of your eyes to fry, oh, say, George, would be AWESOME.

And while your All White Super Virginal Totally Sweet outfit may scream, "I'M TOTALLY ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS" (while giving you a little heft -- duh, in the good way) it's obvious from the neck up that you HAVE made a deal with the devil. Because your hair and make-up having been looking GREAT lately, and, frankly, there's no other explanation.