Almost Fugous

Zooey Deschanel is really pretty, no doubt, and as Jezebel wisely pointed out yesterday, she's just overflowing with quirky adorability.

But, as we've said before, sister has got to can the black tights. Listen, no one loves black opaque  tights more than I do. I wore them all through high school, while I listened to a lot of Depeche Mode and pretended that I wasn't totally in love with Jason Priestley. And I wear them ALL THE TIME in the winter. They're sleek and warm, and make too-short skirts possible. But, listen, kiddo: IT'S JUNE. The time has come to warmly embrace your black tights, bid them a fond farewell, and tuck them into your sock drawer until October, when you can orchestrate a romantic reunion. Because black opaque tights on an incredibly sunny June day, paired with a summery white frock...well, I can feel the sweat rolling down the back of my knee just looking at you.