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June 18, 2007

Daytime Emmy Awards Fug Carpet: ManShirt Mishaps

While watching the Daytime Emmys on Friday night, I remarked, "Mario Van Peebles is really aging well! He looks GREAT." And so he does (he's 50!). However, I was so taken by his youthful face that I didn't notice until this morning that he seems to be holding on to the misguided trappings of youth sartorially, which isn't working out nearly as successfully as his skin care regime, whatever it may be. To wit, a sheer gray shirt:

The last time I saw a sheer shirt on a man who was not appearing in the International Male catalog, it was on a file photo of Michael "Sorry About the Daddy Issues, but at Least You Got 'Daughter to Father' Out of It, Right?" Lohan, which I just spent twenty fruitless minutes looking for.  Needless to say, Michael Lohan is the last person that anyone ought to be imitating in any way, and I hope this doesn't mean that the wee Van Peebleses are going to start driving into trees.  However, it could have been worse:

Now, now, Constantine fans, save yourself the carpel tunnel -- I know y'all love him, and I'm thrilled for him that he's now appearing on The Bold and the Beautiful, which, judging from the clips of it shown during the Emmys, is chockful of Jack Wagner storming into weddings and kidnapping people. But even you must admit that here, he looks like a very Zen headwaiter at a restaurant where you find a lot of hair in your food.

Posted by Jessica at 11:54 AM in Emmy Awards | Permalink

 

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