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June 29, 2007

Fug House

Let's see: Since the glory days of Full House, we're well aware of what the Olsen twins have gotten up to, and obviously, we know Stamos (siiiigh) is on ER and married Rebecca Romijn, and then they split up and he became both a yearning bachelor hungry for love and everyone's default guess for just about every blind item  that ever was. (He has since ceded that throne to Lindsay Lohan.) Saget is hosting 1 vs 100 when he's not busy telling you all about how he met your mother, Candace Cameron married a hockey player, and Uncle Joey went up in everyone's estimation when we found out Alanis Morrissette was actually upset when they broke up.

But what of Jodie Sweetin? Well, there was a very sad few years of a meth addiction (we are very happy she kicked that) and a recent sober stint hosting Pants Off Dance Off, which features -- yes -- footage of people dancing in front of music videos while taking off their pants. [I imagine this is a lot like going out on the town with Paris Hilton.]

And somewhere in there, Jodie got these:

I don't know if she can blame the funbags on the drugs, but if she can't, she might want to think about dabbling in a little revisionist history. Those are too big for her. I feel like surgeons probably offer them under the title, "Pammy Jr."

But what's really distracting is how she's showing them off in that alarmingly twee brassiere, which looks like it's ripped from a Playtex line called "June Is Busting Out All Over." Maybe Jodie just hasn't met the shirt that can contain those things. Maybe they broke the zipper on that jacket and burst forth of their own accord. Otherwise... is it possible we're entering an era where people who aren't Britney Spears are using their bras as shirts? Because I don't think I can get behind that.

Unless it's Halloween, and you're in costume as Jodie Sweetin. Or you're in a posse that's going as Britney Through The Ages. Which, by the way, I would love to do, but frankly, it's hard to find a red vinyl jumpsuit these days.

Posted by Heather at 02:05 PM | Permalink


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