Fug Wide Shut

From the Desk of Leelee Sobieski:

To do:

Put on total bitchface: check

Dig out attractive gown in supremely flattering color: check

Inexplicably lose my shit and attack the bottom of it with shears: check

Debate trimming the hem so that it's a mini: check

Decide to just pretend I did the whole thing on purpose: check