Fugbs

Judy Reyes is awesome on Scrubs, although most of the love I have for that show is funneled directly toward Donald Faison, if only for his Bel Biv Devoe routine.  However, I feel like maybe she needs to SEE a nurse, instead of just playing one on TV:

That is some kind of wicked skin condition you've got there, Judy. People aren't supposed to be sprouting scales like that, you know? Did you eat some weird fish somewhere? Did you maybe -- I'm sorry to be indelicate -- make out with a fish? Because, whatever this is, it seems like it might have been....you know. Sexually transmitted. And I don't judge you for loving marine life! I don't. Who doesn't have a place in her heart for Finding Nemo, for one thing? But your scales seem really aggressive.  At the very least, maybe you should talk to a veterinarian.