Fugga Roberts

Think, Emma. Let's get Method together: How would Nancy Drew solve The Case Of The Footless Female?

First, she might consider whether the giant white belt is reflecting enough light back up into your eyes to blind you to the problem. Then she might throw you a Yellow Pages and let your fingers do the walking -- since, apparently, your feet can't -- straight to the number of a tailor. Case solved!

Now, how to get rid of that wussy Ned Nickerson...