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So, after like months and months and months of blah blah blah about Sarah Jessica Parker's clothing line, Bitten, it's FINALLY available in stores (well, in Steve & Barry'ses, which I don't think even exist on the West Coast) today. See, here's SJP at the...launch, or whatever you call it:

I presume she is wearing all her own work, yes?  It's....you know, fine.  She looks...you know, okay. Totally...totally okay.  And...you know, serviceable. And it's completely...oh, f' it. Those pants look mad cheap.  And I know that they ARE mad cheap, and that is theoretically awesome -- there's a reason Forever XXI does so well and god knows, I buy all kinds of crap there practically weekly -- but when wee little Sarah Jessica Parker's pants are totally pulling at the crotch (I'M SORRY I LOOKED AT HER CROTCH. IT HAPPENS), then said pants are going to be wildly problematic for the rest of the known world.