Wives and Girlfugs

Everyone knows that Heather and I love to read about the shenanigans of English's WAGS (the "wives and girlfriends" of various footballers).  This particular WAG, Colleen McLoughlin, is affianced to Manchester United star Wayne Rooney, and, according to Wikipedia, "regularly appears in the English tabloids amidst accusations of doing nothing but shopping all day and frequently holidaying in sunny locations."

If only she had thought to buy a slip.