Fugchel Hunter

Rachel Hunter really should have given Lauren Holly a call before she left the house in this.

[Photo: Splash News]

Instead, we get to do our own version of that old tabloid chestnut, "Who Wore It Better?" except in our case, it's "Who Has MORE Reasons To Replace Their Front Door With A Giant Mirror?" 

Obviously, on both women, the dress looks like they arrived at their respective events by motorcycle. But at least Lauren Holly looks sassy, has great hair, wore awesome shoes, and appears to be hell-bent on grinning those wrinkles to death. She wins. I don't even need to see Rachel's shoes. And given that she seems to be in a slight trance, she may not have bothered to put any on -- it's like she heard a strange ruckus near the front door, threw her bedhead into an elastic, and wandered outside her darkened home to find a fully-lit Hamptons magazine event had decided to throw itself on her front lawn. "Oh, balls. Did I at least remember to shower sometime in the last 24 hours?" she seems to be wondering. "And am I still drunk from last night, or can I chance some champers?"

Definitely drink up, Rachel. You're going to need it.

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