Fuggen Palms

Sharon Laurence's Terrifying Pantsual Parade continues apace:

I don't know where she's getting these things -- and I don't WANT to know, PLEASE don't email me the information, because if you do, I'll then spend much of the morning looking at similar items and my whole weekend will get off on the wrong foot and it will just be complete tragedy -- but this madness has got to stop. No one -- NO ONE -- should be wearing pants that appear to be composed entirely of Target giftwrap.