The Fugs

Of all the girls on The Hills -- Relateable-Girl-With-TERRIBLE-Taste-in-Dudes Lauren, Spencer-Lover and-Bad-Idea-Jeans-Wearer Heidi, Tall-Quiet-Seemingly-Very-Well-Adjusted Whitney -- Audrina is the least well-characterized. We saw more of her last season (and since she's living with Lauren now, we're probably going to see more of her this upcoming season), but I still don't have a handle on what she's actually like at all. She seems sweet, and quiet, and she's probably a good friend as she seems to be a good listener and sympathetic. She also never really talks about herself on camera, which might mean that she's considerably smarter than she seems (which, honestly, isn't all that smart).

But, I ask you, if she's so smart, why the multicolored sequined pillowcase?

[Photo: Splash News]

I am not at all adverse to sequins -- like a magpie, I love things that are shiny -- but all the shimmery plus all the colors adds up to overkill. It looks like she's wearing the world's most formal circus tent.