Well Played, Luciana Bozan Barroso Damon

As dreamy as it sometimes sounds to marry Intern George and be whisked off to his villa for the rest of our days, it's actually probably pretty stressful to go from being a normal person to the girlfriend of a major movie star, then the pregnant wife of the major movie star, and finally, the date of the major movie star at all his massive summer press tours. I mean, it's hard enough for us to watch George get so exhausted by all the preening and the pageantry. One time, right near the end of all that Ocean's Thirteen hoo-ha, the poor lamb poured us some lemonade and completely forgot to add the vodka. So unlike him. It all looks very taxing and is the primary reason neither of us has accepted his copious marriage proposals... yet.

So, full marks to Luciana Barroso. She seems to be handling all the pressure with aplomb.

Aplomb, and a really hot husband. But still. The dress is very simple, but simple is often the most comfortable option in summer, and it's got some subtle flourishes that make it more elegant. Also, it has Matt Damon. I'd be all glowy too. She looks gorgeous, and not at all smug that she's the chosen life partner of a guy who seems super nice, is really talented, and donated some killer DNA to her womb. Full marks for seeming rather pleasant in the face of the kind of gloating she could be doing.

Also, she doesn't seem obsessed with working out or collagenizing/warping herself/getting implants that make up 50 percent of her body weight or talking about carbs like they're a bimonthly sin, and lost the pregnancy weight in actual NORMAL human time rather than celebrity "I started working out a week after I delivered so that Us Weekly could do a feature on my Post-Baby Bikini Bod that praises me for losing 50 lbs in 4 weeks" nutjob time. I think we can all get behind that.