Fugger Willis, the Sequel: Fug Free, Fug Hard

Apparently Rumer Willis has been taking her new hairdo all over town.

[Photo: Splash News]

Unfortunately for her, a) life is not one long Whitesnake video, b) we already have a Brigitte Nielsen, and c) even Sienna Miller stopped going out like this two years ago. That's three strikes, sweetpea. Time to invest in a wig and a new wardrobe.