Go Fug Yourself: The Fug Awards Old Fugs Got questions? Contact us About us Press Clippings Advertise with us Fug Merchandise

« London Fugshion Week: Tara Reid | Main | Basic Fugstinct »

September 18, 2007

Fugrielle Anwar

Ah, yes, I remember way back when Gabrielle Anwar played a figure skater on 90210, whom Brandon saved from herself by teaching her that the only way to enjoy life is to stub your fingers on his hair helmet while trying to run them through it, skate around in a circle while holding hands with your chosen Walsh twin (as long as it's Brandon), and eat hot dogs. Although, obviously, Brandon was right about that last thing. Hot dogs are a gift. Thank God my current career allows me to eat them.

Gabrielle's current career would seem to leave her little time for such small pleasures, however:


[Photo: Splash News]

I mean, it's awfully time-consuming to steal from the rich and give to the poor while hiding in a remote forest and dodging a crooked sheriff. Who has time for processed pork products?

It's great for her that "Robin Hood" is a perfectly gender-neutral name, though, because it could beget some great marketing opportunities. Throw in Petra Pan, Paula Bunyan, and Jackie and the Beanstalk -- better still if you can cast a drag queen in that part, or failing that, Janice Dickinson -- and you'd have a compelling Vegas revue. Imagine all the fun they could have at the expense of Little Miss Muffet's tuffet.

Posted by Heather at 10:24 AM | Permalink

 

eXTReMe Tracker