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Oh, Bjork. Thank you.

[Photo: Splash News]

Just when the world feels full of nothing but trenchcoats and cute cocktail dresses, you come through with one of your usual Intergalactic Ballet Company costumes -- this one is from the award-winning production of Jiffy-Pop Presents: Wonder Woman, although it's better with the cuffs that squirt weapons-grade streams of scalding liquid butter -- and I'm gripped with the urge to embrace you.

Although I may wait for you to change. That thing looks sharp.