30 Days of Fug

One of my personal fashion rules of thumb is that menswear on women can be totally sexy. This is, of course, hardly revolutionary. Vogue reminds us of it every time they decide to stick someone in pants. After all, once upon a time, jeans were menswear, and everyone knows how sexy jeans are. A well-cut pair of trousers = sexy. And obviously, we all remember what raging loinfires were ignited by Brenda Walsh's neckties. However, another rule of thumb seems to be, to me, that too much of anything is often just too much. Exhibit A: Melissa George:

So close!  Maybe if it were properly tailored....or a color that didn't kind of make her look like an undertaker (albeit a sexy undertaker)...or there wasn't a preternaturally SHINY Vegasean tie involved.

Or, you know, maybe not.