Fugherita Missoni

JADE JAGGER (left): Well, that's a very confusing... Ooh, ooh, wait, I get it! You're a Tarot card reader! WICKED!

MARGHERITA MISSONI: No, I'm not, I'm just --

JADE: Oh, don't be modest. Tell me my fortune! You're an elderly seer who's been around the block; I bet you've got TONS to share.

MARGHERITA: Well, I don't know about THAT, I'm only 24.

JADE: You're... REALLY?

MARGHERITA: Come on, YOU know who I am. Socialite, member of famous fashion family, adored for my sense of style?

JADE: Bollocks to THAT, Madam Hay Fever -- I thought you were at least, you know, ANCIENT. Why are you in a caftan? Are you pregnant?

MARGHERITA: No.

JADE: Bloated?

MARGHERITA: No.

JADE: Trying to be the next Ali MacGraw?

MARGHERITA: Who?

JADE: Smuggling a keg inside?

MARGHERITA: No chance.

JADE: Quitting the fashion industry to live on a commune in New Mexico and make turquoise jewelry?

MARGHERITA: Listen, you know what, I've just remembered, I AM a Tarot reader. And I'm sensing your card is The Fool.

JADE: HA! Nice try, West Palm Beach Holistic Medicine Practitioner, but no 24-year old who looks older than my mum gets to call ME anything other than HOT. Toodles!