Fugly Furtado

Listen, Nelly. You can wear all the bling in the world -- you can be a bling farm, you can move into the House of Bling, you can be the empress of Blingtenstein -- but it still won't hide the fact that you're not wearing a SHIRT. A BRA IS NOT A SHIRT. Not even if it's a Victoria's Secret Second Skin Satin ladysling fortified with smelted C-3PO. She looks like a facialist and waxer at the Death Star Bliss Retreat and Spa ("Be An Emperor For A Day!") for keeping Storm Troopers' skin blackhead-free.

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