October 16, 2007
GFY Breast Police: J.K. Rowling
And now, reading a scrapped manuscript for an eighth book called Harry Potter and the Goblets of Underwire, we proudly present J.K. Rowling:
[Photo: Splash News]
I'm sure the kids at this L.A. event had no idea they'd be dealing with any twins other than the Weasleys. Thank God she was all Playtex'd up, and not instead the sad victim of a Summoning Charm on her nipples. Aw, but chin up, Jo -- the bra is at least doing great Mirren-esque things for your cleavage. Oh, and P.S., we don't care if you've had plastic surgery, as some people have suggested. We think you look fab. Let's have cocktails and talk about all the dishy English actors who played the older Hogwarts students, okay? I mean, that Cedric Diggory... we'd let him catch our snitches, if you know what I mean.
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