I Fug It That Way

Look, I am not here to hate on the Backstreet Boys. Sure, when I heard they were getting back together, I may have made a "Backstreet's back! (All right!)" joke, but no one -- no! No one -- performed a more soulful and touching car dance to "I Want It That Way," back in the day than I did. What "Carmen" is to Olympic figure skaters, "I Want It That Way" is to car dancers, and I must say, I often felt like the Katerina Witt as I sat at stop lights, waving my right arm emotively. However, it does appear that one of the boys missed a style meeting:

This is the part of the post where we all desk dance to "One of These Things Is Not Like the Others."  I know AJ McLean has a history of operating under the impression that he is in the Red Hot Chili Peppers, or something, but never is his devotion to being The Bad Boy more apparent than when he shows up for an event dressed like that hardcore guy down at the food co-op who insists on fist-bumping you after you buy a bag of tomatoes while the rest of the guys look like they're on their way to a parent/teacher conference.