Well Played, Jennifer Lopez, Mistress of Fetal Shenanigans

"Pregnant? Me? Stripey, sweet me? Ay, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, oh, it's so good, I can't stop, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Does anyone care about Ben's Twiggy Wife and her womb this much? NO. I WIN I WIN I WIN. And I look  fabulous in all my boots and dresses and hats because I am the ONE TRUE DIVA and I like to keep you guessing and you are EATING out of the PALM of my HAND.

"See? EAT UP, amigos! Am I pregnant? Do I just eat sandwiches because I fear NOTHING? Do I still look so hot that you can't tell? Maybe I don't want 70 percent of my flesh on display at all times any more! You don't know. Maybe I will never tell you. Maybe I will have a tiny Marco or Marca in my arms and I STILL won't tell you where I got it! And you will LOVE IT! Because I am  fantastica. Now if you'll excuse me, Marc needs his snack. Does anybody have a pound of raw sirloin?"