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November 15, 2007

A Model Fug

Okay, I already know how this is going to go. I'm going to write this, and then I'm going to get like nine emails from dudes being like, "okay, but Petra Nemcova is HOT." And I just want to say, here and now, that I am totally aware of this. I mean, I have eyes. She's definitely hot:

Great legs, good dress, AND she seems really nice. I watched that sort of more-realistic version of Top Model she did for TLC, A Model Life, and she was all kind and supportive and every time she talked about being in the tsunami, I totally cried. She seems to be truly lovely. HOWEVER. While she does look tres sexy here, the hat makes me think she's about to burst into either a spirited tap routine, or a recreation of Kim Basinger's striptease in 9 1/2 Weeks (warning: that's not particularly safe for work, or for people who are easily depressed by how terribly Mickey Rourke has since f'ed up his face). And while both of those activities ARE pretty hot (if you are human, or a wild tap enthusiast), neither are particularly red-carpet-approved. You just can't walk around looking like a welder one bucket of water short of a striptease, after all.

But maybe it's a trend that's spread more widely than I thought. After all, Fisher Stevens was out and about last night wearing nearly the same hat:

If it's been approved by someone who was in Short Circuit, who am I to complain?

Posted by Jessica at 11:12 AM | Permalink


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