Fuggie Bell

Byrdie Bell looks a little bit like she got mauled by an overzealous Project Runway contestant trying to impress Tim Gunn with ten different ideas: "Tim, it's going to be GLORIOUS. The top will have a RUFFLE but the shape of a vest at the waistline, and then the skirt is going to be black shot through with SHINY SILVER in a pattern with pointy bits, but then it turns ROMANTIC with a GIANT SASH made of two shades of orange!" At which point Tim Gunn would scratch his chin and furrow his brow and say, "This worries me. I'm worried here, I'm not going to lie. I'm feeling concern." And the designer will say, "What if the sash ties into a GIANT BOW???" and then Tim will purse his lips and go, "I'm just not sure what you're trying to say with this," and the designer will say, "Trust me, Tim, I believe in it and it's going to knock your socks off," and Tim will cough, "Well, carry on then, make it work as best you can," and then scuttle off to a corner where he can wash the stain of disaster off his hands.