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November 05, 2007

Fuggifer Connolly

[Photo: Splash News]

I don't know how Jennifer Connolly does it. She is undeniably stunning, and yet she manages to detract from her amazing genes at every opportunity. If I were as gorgeous as she is -- oh, uh, which I TOTALLY AM, though, of course -- I would endeavor never to do any of the following:

a) look totally severe and as if I am minutes away from smacking your upturned palm with a ruler for the impertinence of speaking out of turn in class;

b) make myself up so that people are worried I will collapse due to a rare chronic wasting disease;

c) wear something one would only find on Jennifer Love Hewitt when her Ghost Whisperer character is going to bed/running downstairs to investigate ghostly noises without turning on any lights/walking to the window in the middle of the night to have a vision that then totally surprises and scares her, even though one of them happens EVERY SINGLE TIME she indulges her desire to walk to the damn window.

d) all of the above.

Oh, J.Co. Please take this test the next time you leave the house.

Posted by Heather at 09:53 AM | Permalink


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