Everybody loves Heidi Klum! Project Runway is so entertaining! She's so pretty! She seems really happy with Seal! She's a savvy business woman! She's got great hair!
And so I can't ding her for wearing something shiny and sparkly and short to a Victoria's Secret function. For one thing, Victoria's Secret is all about shiny and sparkly and short. For another, she's totally pulling it off.
Unfortunately, kind of literally:
Wow. I mean...yeah. That's....I don't know how I feel about butt cleav. Even on someone as charming and attractive as Heidi Klum. Like, I just don't think I need to see that much of someone's ass in public, even if I do like them. Hot plumber's crack is still crack.