Deborra-Lee Fugness

I love that Hugh Jackman, he of the testosterone forest that is Wolverine, has a really normal-seeming wife. Yeah, I know there are rumors -- she's a beard! He's in love with his old assistant/stagehand/whatever! -- but they're raising kids together and I hope whatever their arrangement is, it's a happy one.

However, normalcy doesn't have to mean crazy/frumpy.

I am pretty sure this entire ensemble is something Nathan Lane's character in The Birdcage would wear if he were performing at a wake. And call me crazy, but I'm guessing Hugh made a respectable amount of scratch for those wee little art-films about the X-Men, so I say: get this woman into a hot designer gown, stat. And don't make her do her own hair, Hugh. Give her the star treatment. Especially if she IS a beard, because honey, that can't be easy.