Fug Posen

Zac Posen has designed many a beautiful gown, and he was a great guest judge on Project Runway that one time, so we KNOW he knows what he's doing. Therefore, there is really no excuse for him to be running around town looking like the cracked out host of Santa's Little Helpers: Have an Awesome Elfin Holiday on QVC.

I know it's cold, dude, but we still live in a society here.