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December 11, 2007

Fugging Up With The Kardashians

I'm not sure what offends me most about this picture:

1) The fact that Kourtney Kardashian SO yearns to wear a bra over her shirt that she sought out a tee that paid homage to the idea (while also conspicuously, yet silently, pointing out to all of us that the boob gene is clearly strong in this family);

2) The fact that Kourtney Kardashian paired the aforementioned shirt with a cheap satiny skirt that looks like the sawn-off lower half of a Dancing With The Stars costume, as if ANYONE is going to fall for that and cast her on the next season of the show;

3) The fact that Kourtney Kardashian is wearing shoes that might actually be a little cute if they weren't made of transparent plastic, which is a huge pet peeve of mine because I feel like there's nothing sexy about how a foot looks when it's crammed into a shoe -- and also, my grandmother likes that material, and despite being an adorable and fun 95, she is still 95;

4) The fact that Kourtney Kardashian's krazy ensemble has somehow made Kim Kardashian look like the sane and klassy one in the family, despite the fact that she's wearing a belt that either once belonged to a WWE titleholder or is a major setpiece in an upcoming sci-fi channel spinoff, Stargate: Forever 21;

5) The fact that Kourtney and Kim Kardashian were not only invited to but actually attending an event kalled the Breakthrough of the Year Awards, suggesting perhaps that someone, somewhere, truly thought they broke through something other than my spirit; or

6) The number of times I either had to or was mysteriously kompelled to punch the letter "k" in komposing this post.

I think "All of the Above" is probably the answer.

Posted by Heather at 09:02 AM | Permalink


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