Fugprah Winfrey

Presumably, as they say, this is not Oprah's first rodeo.

[Photo: Splash News]

Nor is it an ACTUAL rodeo. So she might want to consider putting that 10-pound skirt and 20-pound bling shirt back in the "Annie Oakley" box for when someone makes Annie Get Your Glitter Gun, about our favorite plucky cowgirl being forced to head up her prom committee.