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December 03, 2007

Las Fugas

EMMY ROSSUM: HOWDY!

MOLLY SIMS: [Sigh]. Hey, Emmy.

EMMY: HOW YA BEEN?

MOLLY: Fine.

EMMY: SURE? YOU SEEM....CRANKY!

MOLLY: Could you stop yelling at me? Why are you so darn chipper?

EMMY: Because I look so CUTE and AGE APPROPRIATE and PERT in this pink! Doncha THINK?

MOLLY: Yeah.

EMMY: PERK UP, BUTTERCUP!

MOLLY: Look, I'm just really crabby right now. And resentful. My stylist told me she was giving me "a J. Lo look" for tonight. I thought she meant, like, old school glamourous J. Lo. But apparently, she meant --

EMMY: PREGNANT J LO. TOTALLY!

MOLLY: Great. Then you had to go and step on my joke. Yeah. I've been forced into quasi-maternity wear. Are you happy? Does this please you?

EMMY: Actually, it sort of does! I think it's A GAS.

MOLLY: Oh, just shut up.

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