Thank you, Lynn Whitfield, for kindly demonstrating for us why a bubble skirt with pockets, of a certain length, is a bitch:
You are fifty-four years old. And you look AWESOME. You look EASILY 15 years younger than that, for real. And I feel like if this skirt had been just a wee bit shorter, you would have officially been the first 50-something to pull off anything in the bubble skirt genre. As it is, unfortunately, you appear to have come down with a mild case of Stumpiphobia. We've all been there, though, and luckily, the cure can be found in the bottom of a glass of champagne. Go drink to having discovered the fountain of youth and drunk dial your tailor.