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January 15, 2008

Fug the Cover: Keira Knightley



JAMES: Can I ask you something?

KEIRA: Of course.

JAMES: We were hot in Atonement, right?

KEIRA: Completely.  Hot + WWII + English = SUPER HOT.

JAMES: I thought I remembered it right. So...?

KEIRA: Like we're in some kind of simultaneously post-modern and low-rent version of Grease. I know.

JAMES: It's terrible. Also, are those your....?

KEIRA: Knickers? So it seems. 

JAMES: But we're so attractive and good in the movie. Why would they do this to us?

KEIRA: Oh, honey. You haven't even seen the worst of it.

JAMES: How is that possible? Do they have an outtake in which I am drooling?

KEIRA: Turn the magazine over.

JAMES: No offense, but --

KEIRA: I know.

JAMES: Oh my god.

KEIRA: I know.

JAMES: Is that a denim bra ?

KEIRA:  Yep.

JAMES: Did you actually agree to wear this?

KEIRA: It appears I did.

JAMES: But you seem....

KEIRA: Smarter than that?

JAMES: Well....yes.

KEIRA: Someone at the magazine told me the epaulets make me look like Cate Blanchett.

JAMES: That doesn't even make any sense.

KEIRA: I know that. Now.

JAMES: Well.  If it helps, I feel way better about myself now.

KEIRA: Yeah. Thanks.

JAMES: I still think you're pretty.

KEIRA: I don't want to talk anymore.

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